Oops

Here's some advice: When at a wedding, don’t text a friend telling them how rude/obnoxious/annoying another guest is. You might end up actually texting the person the text is about.

No worries. This stupid slip up did not involve me in any way! But it did happen at the wedding I was at in NY last weekend. And the victim did happen to be the very person I was sitting next to at the reception. The girl who sent the original text was friend of the bride’s from college, notorious for always freaking out about something. She was dressed in an attractive black cocktail dress and bright red patent leather shoes. The boy who received the accidental text greeted the girl early in the evening with something to the effect of “Hello, Dorothy!”

Not long after, the boy receives a text from the girl. The text says something to the effect of: “I just saw X. He’s so obnoxious, blah, blah, blah.”

We’ve all heard these stories. And yes, they really do happen.

Boy texts her back something to the effect of: “Are you serious? Blah, blah, blah.”

Girl: “Ha, I was joking.”

Yeah right.

The texts go back and forth from there. And after a quick round of the hora, the girl is never to be seen on the dance floor again. The boy laughs it off, continues to drink and drink and forget for the night that the episode ever happened. Everyone else seated at table 22 continued to drink along with him, which made for one memorable night of dancing and debauchery. On a side note, for the inside scoop on the bride and groom, check out their announcement in the Sunday Styles! Lucky ducks...

As for my wedding, I spent some time looking at invitations with my mom. We debated black writing versus gold; square shape versus rectangle, etc, etc. If it were up to her the invitations would go out tomorrow. She’s very serious about her A and B list.